Goldmember
"Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?"

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Goldmember
"[Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!"

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Goldmember
"May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS FAAZHA!!"

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Goldmember
"I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants."

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Nigel Powers
"Only a bloody Dutchman!"

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Nigel Powers
"Theres only two things I cant stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other peoples cultures... and the Dutch."

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Nigel Powers
"Nigel: Do you know who I am?"

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Nigel Powers
":Henchman: [nods]"

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Nigel Powers
":Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen Ive killed over the years?"

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Nigel Powers
":Henchman: [nods again]"

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Nigel Powers
":Nigel: I mean, look at you. You dont even have a name tag. Youve got no chance. Why dont you just fall down?"

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Austin Powers
"Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole..."

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Austin Powers
"Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!"

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Austin Powers
"[After destroying the Britney Spears fembot] Oops, I did it again, baby!"

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Austin Powers
"What the--HEY! HEY, STOP THAT! HEY, STOP! NO HUMPING!! [Sprays Mini-Me with a water bottle)]"

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