Mugatu
"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"

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Mugatu
"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."

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Mugatu
"[after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, Im sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

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Mugatu
"As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!"

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Mugatu
"I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOUVE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !"

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Mugatu
"[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My names Little Cletus. Im just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? Theyre silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!"

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Mugatu
"Obey my dog!"

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Mugatu
"[...] Im a hot little potato right now!"

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Mugatu
"Its that damn Hansel. Hes so hot right now!"

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Mugatu
"Theyre break-dance fighting."

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Mugatu
"Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!"

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Mugatu
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christs sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? Theyre the same face! Doesnt anybody notice this? I feel like Im taking crazy pills!"

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Mugatu
"You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything."

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Mugatu
"Hes absolutely right."

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Hansel
"[to Derek] I friggin worship you, man."

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