Joel Goodsen
"[voiceover] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. Im looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see whats what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what shes doing there I dont know, because she doesnt live there... but its a dream, so I go with it. Whos there? she says. Joel, I say. What are you doing here? I dont know what Im doing here; what are you doing here? Im taking a shower, she says. Then I give her: You want me to go? No, she says; I want you to wash my back. So now, Im gettin enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but shes hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. Im over three hours late; Ive got two minutes to take the whole test. Ive... just made a terrible mistake. Ill never get to college. My life is ruined."

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Joel Goodsen
"Lock the door when you leave, Glenn. If you read me, grunt twice!"

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"[about Lana] It was great the way her mind worked: No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialties. Just this shameless pursuit of immediate material gratification. What a capitalist! She told me I could make more money in one night than Id make all year. Enough to pay for my fathers car. She told me shed be my girlfriend. She told me a lot of things. I believed them all. So, she introduced me to her friends. I introduced her to my friends."

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Joel Goodsen
"You know what he said afterwards? He said the lady had knowledge. He was glad to get the knowledge. Do you know why? Because college women can smell ignorance... like dog shit."

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Joel Goodsen
"All Im saying is... walk like a man."

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"It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word."

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"The evening worked out well. We had a good cash flow. Rutherford made a few new friends. He said hed do his best for me. Finally, it was time to close shop. The girls were exhausted. Lana was hungry. She wanted to go out for a bite. She wanted to make love on a real train. Who was I to say no?"

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"My name is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh, kid?"

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"Joels Mother: Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter."

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"Joels Mother: Just use your best judgement. We trust you."

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"Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?"

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"Lana: Lets make love on a real train."

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"Porsche Service Manager: Whos the U-Boat Commander?"

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"Guido: Joel, you look like a smart kid. Im going to tell you something Im sure youll understand. Youre having fun now, right? Right, Joel? The time of your life. In a sluggish economy, never ever fuck with another mans livelihood. Now, if youre smart, and I hope you are, youre not gonna make me come back here."

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"Guido: Hey Joel! Heres to your future as a businessman. Cause God knows, youre gonna need it."

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