Big Bob
"People, people.... I think we all know whats going on here. Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. It seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant."

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Big Bob
"George, why dont you and Burt take the lead on this. Why dont you put together kind of an Un-Pleasant Activities Committee?"

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George Parker
"Bud, your sisters a little older now and shes naturally going to start going out with boys. But shes a fine young woman and she would never do anything for us to be concerned about."

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George Parker
"Honey? Im home!"

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George Parker
"Wheres my dinner?"

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TV Repairman
"I know how Id feel if mine went out. Almost like losing a friend."

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TV Repairman
"Those arent your cookies Bud."

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TV Repairman
"Ya think this is a toy? Ya think this is your own little goddamn coloring book?!"

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TV Repairman
"You dont deserve this place! You dont deserve to live in this paradise!"

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Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker
"[on the phone] ...I know, I know -- Hes just like so FINE... Im still like, Omigod. [pause] It was amazing, Daph...Im like: Well my Momll be out of town. And hes like Well then, maybe we could--you know... And Im like Yeah, sure. And hes like Well, cool.... I know, hes just so smart. [pause] I dont know. Maybe that black thing I just got. [pause] It is not slutty Daph, its fun. [pause] Well, hello? Hes not coming over here to study...I know. Well, Im jealous of you too sometimes."

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Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker
"[Arriving in Pleasantville] Oh, God! Im pasty!"

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Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker
"[To David] Oh God, we are. Were stuck in like Nerdville. I always knew youd pay a price for this. I knew you couldnt be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so long without suffering some really tragic consequences."

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Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker
"I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old."

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Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker
"Youre like the coolest brother in the world."

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Bill Johnson
"Where am I going to see colors like that? Must be awfully lucky to see colors like that. I bet they dont even know how lucky they are."

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