Austin
"No man, maybe Ill hang around. Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T...P."

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Austin
"Looks like little miss ran home to her daddy, ran home to her daddy."

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Other
"Girl at Party: Dude, you cant start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in."

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Other
"Amanda: Do you think I sleep with every pathetic guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs."

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Other
"Cheerleaders: We are the North Compton Wildcats / Were black, we know it / We shake our big booties and we show it / We aint white / We aint white / We definitely aint white. Break it down, niggas!"

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Other
"Sports Announcer: Damn, those bitches represent!"

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Other
"English Teacher: (after a student farts to say what he thinks about poetry, while several boys are looking into the girls bathroom upstairs) Oh, is that amusing? Is that what your generation considers...humor? Shakespeare, Moliere, Oscar Wilde--these were humorists! The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase...that is true comedy! Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded, sophomoric excuse for wit...is merely a parade of nasty...filthy...vulgar...HUMAN EXCREMENT!!! (after several intermittent scenes of the girl defecating in the bathroom and the boys watching, they both fall through the ceiling, and the mess fits the teachers description)"

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Reggie Ray
"Coach says its okay to bleed from the ears."

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Malik
"Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. Im just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: Damn, Shit, and That is whack."

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Malik
"Damn, that shit is whack."

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Malik
"Im only in this song because Im a black guy!"

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Mr. Briggs
"Good night, Pumpkin Tits."

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Mr. Briggs
"come on outta there honey.. quit fartin around "

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Priscilla
"You put the suck in liposuction You put the ooo in jiu-jitsu You put the ism in This is all just a defense mechanism."

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Priscilla
":..."

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