Cousin Vicki
"Lord, I hate this heat. Its not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin better...hey, everybody."

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Cousin Vicki
"Honey, these boys aint much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat..."

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Rusty Griswold
"Couldnt you just roll us around on the bed again."

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Rusty Griswold
"I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car."

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Rusty Griswold
"Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?"

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Rusty Griswold
"So I says to him, I said, Get your own monkey!"

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Rusty Griswold
"Its expensive having an entourage."

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Rusty Griswold
"No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?"

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Rusty Griswold
"No sir, I do not require them."

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Rusty Griswold
"Holy crap, Wayne Newtons hittin on mom!"

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Dialog
":Clark: Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, youre bad luck."

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Dialog
":Eddie: You know, those were my mothers dying words. Course, when youre covered in third degree burns and your legs caught in a bear trap, youre bound to say weird things."

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Dialog
":Ellen: Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?"

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Dialog
":Clark: Not right now, honey. Theyre teaching me baccarat."

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Dialog
":Clark: Here, make the seats good."

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