Babs Jansen
"[Meeting Larry and Kent for the first time] A wimp and a blimp!"

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Babs Jansen
"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"Grab a brew. Dont cost nothin."

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"Food fight!"

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"[After the Deltas are expelled] Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"[When Otter suggests a toga party] Toga! Toga!"

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"[After chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels] Thanks, I needed that."

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John Bluto Blutarsky
"[After breaking a guitar when a guy was playing] Sorry."

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"Mandy Pepperidge: [about Kent and Larry] A wimp and a blimp!"

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"Mandy Pepperidge: Otter, dont flatter yourself. It really wasnt that great."

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"D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: dont get mad, get even."

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"D-Day: Ramming speed!!"

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"Marion Wormer: [to the mayor] You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."

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"Mean dude: Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

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"Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married."

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