Hal Phillip Walker
"Who do you think is running Congress? Farmers? Engineers? Teachers? Businessmen? No, my friends. Congress is run by lawyers. A lawyer is trained for two things and two things only. To clarify – thats one. And to confuse – thats the other. He does whichever is to his clients advantage. Did you ever ask a lawyer the time of day? He told you how to make a watch, didnt he? Ever ask a lawyer how to get to Mr. Jones house in the country? You got lost, didnt you? Congress is composed of 535 individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder whats wrong in Congress. No wonder we often know how to make a watch, but we dont know the time of day."

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"Star: You look like a guy I was in the Navy with. He wouldnt bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged."

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Haven Hamilton
"All right I wanna do another one ... I wanna hear a little more Haven in this one."

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Haven Hamilton
"When I ask for Pig, I want Pig. Now you get me Pig, and then well be ready to record this song."

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Haven Hamilton
"You get your haircut. You dont belong in Nashville."

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Haven Hamilton
"Shut up, Pearl."

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Haven Hamilton
"Yall take it easy now. This isnt Dallas, its Nashville! They cant do this to us here in Nashville! Lets show them what were made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!"

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