Searching for quotes in movie 'Miss Congeniality' : Found 7 

 

Gracie Hart
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I havent slept all night, Im starved, AND Im armed! Dont MESS with me!"

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Gracie Hart
"Look, shes gonna cry again. [imitating winner] Oh, if I only had a brain."

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Victor Melling
"Im sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."

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Victor Melling
"There are no words."

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Victor Melling
"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."

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Victor Melling
"[to Gracie Hart] If Id ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why Ive never reproduced."

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Victor Melling
"Matthews: You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!"

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