Harry Doyle
"In case you havent noticed, and judging by the attendance you havent, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."

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Harry Doyle
"[Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed."

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Harry Doyle
"Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??"

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Harry Doyle
"Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant."

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Harry Doyle
"The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I cant find it. To hell with it."

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Harry Doyle
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."

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Harry Doyle
"This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game."

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Harry Doyle
"Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!"

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Harry Doyle
"We dont know where Hayes played last year, but Im sure he did a helluva job."

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"Heywood: Hows your wife and my kids?"

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"Eddie Harris: Up your butt, Jobu."

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"Eddie Harris: Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill."

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"Pedro Cerrano: Hats for bats, keep bats warm."

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"Pedro Cerrano: I stuck up for you Jobu. You no help me now...I say fuck you Jobu. I do it myself."

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"Roger Dorn: Lets cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you: Strike this mother fucker out."

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