Beefy
"Im wasted!"

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Beefy
"[while peeing on Todds door mat titled I Love Acting] You love acting, I love pissing."

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Beefy
"[After firing an arrow at Adrian through his anus] Now, that hurt the both of us."

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Nicky
"Release the evil!"

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Nicky
"Release the good. Release the awesome!"

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Nicky
"Ive never been to Earth, dad. Ive never even slept over at some other dudes house."

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Nicky
"Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome!"

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Nicky
"{after being killed by a train, then a bus] From now on, Im just gonna avoid all moving metal objects."

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Other
":Peeper: I think Victoria just told me her Secret."

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Other
":Blind deacon: [after sensing Nickys presence] You make the Lord very nervous."

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":Cardinal: In todays gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat."

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Other
":Basketball audience member: Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!"

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Other
":Townie: You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!"

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