Emily Montgomery
"I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!"

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Emily Montgomery
"Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?"

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Voice on How To Be a Man tape
"Excuse me, are we a little teapot?"

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Voice on How To Be a Man tape
"For Gods sake, dont shake that booty!"

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Voice on How To Be a Man tape
"Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesnt dance, he can hardly walk."

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Voice on How To Be a Man tape
"Truly manly men do NOT dance."

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"Well, how did you do... prissy boy?"

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"Glenn Close: [at the Academy Awards] This is Camerons first nomination and hes in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for Coot, Clint Eastwood for Codger, Michael Douglas for Primary Urges and Steven Seagal for Snowball in Hell."

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"Cameron: Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone whos really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, yknow, stayin awake, man. Someone whos just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And hes gay. Yknow, Ive been thinking alot about this night, and Ive decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!"

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"Frank Brackett: [about Cameron] He used to mow our lawn. Never again."

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"Peter Malloy: A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned."

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"Berniece: I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. Its like heroin."

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"Reporter: Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?"

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"Sonja: I dont have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!"

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"Ava Blazer: [after one of the girls announces that shes gay] You cant be gay! Youre a tramp!"

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