Coop
"Later on tonight, were going to fall madly in bed."

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Coop
"I am a cure for lesbianism."

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Rachel
"Everyone promises you happily ever after... but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale."

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Rachel
"You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel."

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Rachel
"[reading to coworkers] In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out, Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: We dont know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who dont love enough."

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Tessa
"This mans as useless as a fart in a jam jar."

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Tessa
"Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound."

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Tessa
"Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?"

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Luce
"Youre a wanker, number nine!"

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Luce
"I think you know immediately. As soon as your eyes... Then everything that happens from then on just proves that you have been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realize that you were incomplete and now you are whole..."

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Other
"Ned: I love the smell of hot dogs in the evening. Smells like... hot dogs."

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Other
"Edie: Shes not just heterosexual, shes barbie heterosexual!"

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Heck
"[to Rachel] You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you."

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Heck
"Well, lets hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water."

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Heck
"[Rachel wants to have sex in a park late at night] Weve got a flat. Its a good one. And Ive confiscated your mothers key so she cant sneak up on us anymore. I swear that womans got a sex radar."

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