Simon Skinner
"Im sure if we bashed your head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out..."

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Simon Skinner
"I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands."

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Simon Skinner
"Absolute tosh, wasnt it? Its annoying the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in Straw Dogs and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in Prime Suspects."

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Simon Skinner
"My, my, here come the Fuzz!"

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Simon Skinner
"Freeze - or the ginger-nut gets it!"

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Simon Skinner
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

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Simon Skinner
"You know how it is - news travels fast around here."

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"Narrator (Met Sergeant): Police Constable Nicholas Angel - born and schooled in London, graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical course work and final year examinations. Received a Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. He became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day, he holds the Met record for the hundred meter dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas."

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"Inspector Frank Butterman: Theres a reason we tolerate a few of the younglings at the pub."

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"Simon Skinner: (Takes a ginger-haired boy hostage) Freeze - or the ginger-nut gets it! (The child bites Skinners hand and runs away) Ow! You little FUCKER!"

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"Joyce Cooper: It would appear the heavens have opened."

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"Joyce Cooper: I hope you had a pleasant trip - Fascist!"

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"Reverend Phillip Shooter: Oh - fuck off, grasshopper!"

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"Reverend Phillip Shooter: [After being shot] Jesus Christ!"

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"Sgt. Tony Fisher: [On being presented with an obvious murder scene] So... youre saying this wasnt an accident?"

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