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"Frank McCallister: Look what you did, you little jerk!"

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"Linnie McCallister: Youre what the French call les incompetents."

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"Jeff McCallister: Kevin, youre such a disease."

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"Kate McCallister: This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope. And I dont care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."

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"Marv: Hes only a kid, Harry. We can take him."

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"Harry: I think were getting scammed by a kindeygartener."

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"Kate: No, hes just home alone."

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"Buzz: I wouldnt let you sleep in my room... if you were growing on my ass!"

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Kevin McCallister
"I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I cant seem to find my toothbrush, so Ill pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, Im in good shape. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Kevin McCallister
"Down here you big horses ass! Come and get me before I call the police!"

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Kevin McCallister
"Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police! (CENSORED VERSION)"

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Kevin McCallister
"This is MY house, I have to defend it."

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Kevin McCallister
"I made my family disappear. (thinks back to family treating him badly) I made my family disappear!"

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Kevin McCallister
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

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Kevin McCallister
"Hey, Im not afraid any more! I said Im not afraid any more! Do you hear me? Im not afraid any more!"

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