Kumar Patel
"Congratu-fuckin-lations!"

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Kumar Patel
"Thank you, come again."

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Kumar Patel
"Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?"

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Kumar Patel
"Roldy! Roldy! dude, you gotta come quick. There is these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [silence] I mean... duh... that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I."

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Kumar Patel
"[spits] Bitch! Learn how to fuckin make coffee, you fucking whore!"

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Kumar Patel
"Shotgun anus!"

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Kumar Patel
"[after falling on the ground, holding his head] Owww! My Ass!"

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Kumar Patel
"So shes kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

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Kumar Patel
"Hey,asshole, why dont you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?"

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Kumar Patel
"Just because youre hung like a moose doesnt mean you gotta do porn."

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Kumar Patel
"Helloooo New Brunswick! Prepare to gorge yourself, you know!"

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Kumar Patel
"She touch your penis?"

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"Male Nurse: [wiping Kumars lips with a little too much admiration] Soft, chocolate lips..."

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"Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!"

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"Extreme Sports Punk #2: Woooh! Extreme Chedder!"

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