Shilo
"Stupid fucking idiot, red shirted ass."

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Shilo
"Yes it sucks we dont have alchol, but we do serve shots of wheat grass."

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Shilo
"I know the food doesnt sound good but it tastes good and is good for you."

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Shilo
"You said it wrong idiot, its Shilo"

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Shilo
"You were sweet"

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Shilo
"Welcome to Our Lady Health my names Shilo and ill be serving you today."

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Alex
"[to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you cant kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, heres what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done."

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Alex
"Oh, oh, oh my God! Im sorry, I cant stop cumming, Im sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!"

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Alex
"Hey, JP - Thats a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?"

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Alex
"My grandma drank all my pot."

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Alex
"Dude, your beds a car."

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Alex
"At least I have a bush!"

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Alex
"Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?"

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Alex
"Dont judge me monkey!"

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Alex
"[to J.P. after exiting Samanthas office] Youre fuckin weird man."

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