Gerald Lambeau
"Is it just my imagination or has my class grown considerably? Well, by no stretch of my imagination do I believe youve all come here to hear me lecture. But rather to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician. So, without further ado, come forward silent rogue and receive thy prize...Well, Im sorry to disappoint my spectators, but it seems there will be no unmasking here today. However, um...my colleagues and I have conferred, and there is a problem on the board right now that took us more than two years to prove. So, let this be said: the gauntlet has been thrown down, but the faculty have answered, and answered with vigor."

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Gerald Lambeau
"[to a co-ed] A difficult theorem can be like a...symphony. Its very erotic."

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Will Hunting
"[on the phone to Skylar, while in jail] This is a...this is just a shot in the dark, but uh...theres no chance that youre uh...pre-law, is there?"

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Will Hunting
"[to Sean] Yeah, lets do it, Im pumped! Lets let the healing begin!"

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Will Hunting
"Do you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?"

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Will Hunting
"[to Sean] So whats this? A Tasters Choice moment between guys? This is really nice."

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Will Hunting
"Why shouldnt I work for the N.S.A.... thats a tough one. But Ill take a shot. Say Im working at N.S.A. and somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And Im real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hidin- fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin, oh, Send in the marines to secure the area cause they dont give a shit. It wont be their kid over there, gettin shot, just like it wasnt them when their number got called, cause they were pullin a tour in the National Guard. Itll be some guy from Southie over there, takin shrapnel in the ass; he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause hell work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices- a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it aint helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. Theyre takin their sweet time bringin the oil back, o course, maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis an fuckin play slalom with the icebergs; it aint too long til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddys outta work, he cant afford to drive, so hes got to walk to the fuckin job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin him chronic hemorrhoids, and meanwhile hes starvin cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special theyre servin is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? Im holdin out for somethin better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a villiage, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National fuckinGuard? I could be elected President."

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"Chuckie: So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought thered be equations and shit on the wall."

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"Morgan: My boys wicked smart."

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"Morgan: I swallowed a bug."

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"Morgan: If you were gonna fight them, why didnt you fight them back there? We got snacks now!"

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"Henry Lipkin, Psychologist: Will, the pressures, and Im not judging them, Im not uh..labelling them, but they are destroying your potential. Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo."

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"Skylar: I can be in the NBA. Im tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! Baby, Im all about three points."

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"Tom: [to Will, about Lambeau] Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be. They dont find teachers that believe in them. They get convinced theyre stupid. I hope you appreciate what hes doing. Because Ive seen how much he enjoys working with you. Not against you."

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"Billy: Youre legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

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