Garfield
"See, I get my exercise doing my job. Just one quick CANNONBALL! [He leaps onto Johns stomach.]"

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Garfield
"[to John, about adopting Odie] You had me, a chick magnet. And now youve got a tick magnet!"

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Garfield
"[sees Odie] Another day ruined."

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Garfield
"[To Odie when hes being kidnapped] Odie, youre so dumb, you dont even know youre in trouble."

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Garfield
"This rescue work is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?"

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Garfield
"[repeated line] Oh, my poor nose!"

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Garfield
"[Garfield is about to fall approximately 10 stories.] You know, I think I had a nightmare about this once..."

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Garfield
"Once again, my life has been saved... by the miracle... of lasagna."

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Garfield
"Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except ME!"

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Garfield
"[and he danced] I feel good!"

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