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":Radio: Good morning, West Texas!"

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":Landry: Yknow, I think Im gonna get me one of those signs that say Landry Clarke: Utterly Useless. All State jerk team."

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":Billy: This is life, this isnt Maxim magazine"

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":Tim: Thats not racism, man. I just dont like him. He can be from Saudi Arabia, or Sweden, or Czech. That dude could be Santa Claus, and I still wont like him."

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":Julie: I dont eat with football players."

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":Landry: Im thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. You in?"

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":Grandma: Matthew! You need to get a new friend."

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":Tami Taylor: His and hers closets, baby."

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":Julie: Moby Dick is actually the perfect metaphor for this town. The cold black sea representing the season in all its uncertainties. The magical white whale is the Holy Grail."

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":Coach: Its only football."

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":Tami Taylor: I am tellin you, room in the bathroom is what has saved more marriages than Oprah and Dr. Phil combined."

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":Tim: Heres to God and football and, ten years from now, Street, good friends livin large in Texas."

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":Tim: Texas forever buddy, Street."

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":Jason: Texas forever."

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":Radio: Feed the dogs, spit the fire, lock up your daughters. Turn on the radio, sit down, and shut up cause it is game time, people!"

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