General Woodman
"Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm."

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Harry Block
"They kept us out for almost two weeks. We put our lives on the line to find these little guys, your majesty. We just want to be there for them as they grow up."

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Harry Block
"FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY, GET THIS GODDAMN THING OUTTA ME!!!!!"

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Harry Block
"[Says after watching an alien give birth] Mazal Tov! Its a boy!"

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Harry Block
"LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!"

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Ira Kane
"Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled Cells are Bad and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. Its ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end. Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties."

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Ira Kane
"Fruit basket for Russell Woodman!"

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