Cooper
"This isnt where I parked my car."

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Cooper
"Haha look at Jamies penis!"

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Cooper
"So, whats the etiquette on boners? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?"

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"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, heres a fun fact. [Jamie looks up, interested] You made out with your sister, man!"

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Cooper
"Hot European Sex!"

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Cooper
"Later Bert, stay black bro"

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"(to Jenny) Youre just a really cool dude with long hair."

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Scott
"I saw a gay porno once. I didnt know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!"

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Scott
"Were from the Manchester United fan club from [gulp] Ohio"

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Other
":Weird Italian Guy: Mi Scusi!"

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Other
":Mad Maynard: Oi Lads! That wankers got a frog football shirt on! Lets give this nancy a fucking good kicking!"

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":Mad Maynard: Fuck Off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic breathtossers! Piss Off! Come in and say that, mate! Cmon! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep!?! Well beep you bastards all over your fucking nose! Fuck Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Cmon out of it! Fuck Off! Im knackered!"

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":Donny: Scotty doesnt know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday."

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