Edward
"[as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled] Whoa, Stiflers mom!"

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Edward
"* [unrated version] Whoa, MILF!"

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Edward
"[in his old age] Chuck Norris rules."

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"Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?"

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"Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?"

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"Willy: Youre... mine now."

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"Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!"

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"Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!"

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"Peter: [as Superman] You shot me in the fucking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard!"

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"Kanye West Look-Alike: [while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus] The White Bitch doesnt care about black people."

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"Samuel L. Jackson Look-Alike:: Sit bitch, Im always yellin! Im Samuel motherfuckin Jackson!"

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"Borat: Jagshemash! You did it! You make moviefilm have happy ending. [the water wheel runs over the orphans] NOT!"

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"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."

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"Paris Hilton: Im so hot. [yells as she gets crushed by a falling Susan, who was thrown off the plane]"

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Lucy
"Holy shit, a talking beaver!"

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