Miles Finch
"DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! [silence in Walters office] Ill be there tomorrow. 71 degrees."

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Buddy
"[... Answers the phone] Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?"

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Buddy
"[whispering to fake Santa] You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You dont smell like Santa"

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Buddy
"[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES."

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Buddy
"[burps really loud for a very long time] Did you hear that?"

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Buddy
"First well make snow angels for two hours, then well to go skating, then well eat a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, well snuggle!"

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Buddy
"Im a cotton-headed ninny-muggins [elves gasp]"

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Buddy
"[in a public restroom, looking over the wall into the neighboring stall] Hey, haave you seen these toilets? Theyre GINORMOUS!"

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Buddy
"Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

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Buddy
"[to wild racoon] Does some one need a hug? [the racoon attacks him] I just wanted a hug!"

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Buddy
"Son of a Nutcracker!"

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Buddy
"This place reminds me of Santas workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

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Buddy
"[repeated several times throughout movie] First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then, I went past the twirly, swirly gumdrops. And after that: I went through the Lincoln Tunnel."

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Buddy
"Morning Sarah, thats a very nice purple dress, its very purpley."

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