Harry
"Just when I think you couldnt possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!"

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Harry
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I dont know, I wasnt really paying attention."

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Harry
"[checking the map] So far, weve driven only 4 inches."

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Harry
"[leg is on fire] FOR GODSS SAKE, JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!!"

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Harry
"Were almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? Ive been driving for nine straight hours. I dont have the energy to start a new state."

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Harry
"Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound."

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Harry
"[to Mary] Nice set of hooters you got there."

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Harry
"You cant triple-stamp a double-stamp!"

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Lloyd
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin off!!"

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Lloyd
"Lifes a fragile thing Harry... One minute youre chewin on a burger, the next minute youre dead meat."

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Lloyd
"Harry! Youre alive! And youre a horrible shot!"

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Lloyd
"Harry! Your hands are freezing!"

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Lloyd
"No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!"

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Lloyd
"Harry,I took care of it."

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Lloyd
"I got worms."

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