":Idella: [to Hoke on his first day on the job] I wouldnt be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself."

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":Alabama trooper #1: [watching Daisy and Hoke leave after checking them out] An old nigger and an old Jew woman takin off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!"

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Boolie Werthan
"[after Florene storms out when Katie Bell makes a mistake] Dont worry, Katie Bell, its not quite the end of the world."

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Hoke Colburn
"[on a pay phone calling Boolie after taking Daisy to the Piggy Wiggly] Hello, Mr. Werthan? Yeah, its me. Guess, where I am? I jus finished drivin yo mama to to da store. [laughs] Oh, yeah, she flap around some, but shes all right, she in da store. Oh, Lord, she jus looked out da window an seen me on da phone... probly gonna throw a fit right there at da chechout! You sho right about that! Only took me six days. Same time it took the Lord to make the world! All right, bye now!"

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