Joanie
"Putting on weight, Kyle?"

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Joanie
"All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an Im not ready for a relationship, its not you its me."

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Joanie
"Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie."

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Joanie
"Fair fight? This is Hollywood!"

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Joanie
"I guess theres no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf."

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Joanie
"Jake, honey, muffin. Im not going to kill her, I promise. Im just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe Ill eat her."

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Zela
"Ive got the gift. I blame my mother."

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Ellie
"Why cant you just download porn like most other teenage boys?"

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Jimmy
"You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly."

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Jimmy
"Yay, go gay!"

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