Mr. Wendell Hall
"Now could all conversations please come to a halt? And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?"

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Cher Horowitz
"Heres where Dionne lives. Shes my friend because we both know what its like to have people be jealous of us."

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Cher Horowitz
"Isnt my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

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Cher Horowitz
"Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, theres no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

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Cher Horowitz
"(to step-brother Josh) So, the flannel shirt deal -- is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"

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Cher Horowitz
"So, okay, I dont want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I dont get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ew, and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, were expected to swoon? I dont think so!"

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Cher Horowitz
"You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!"

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Cher Horowitz
"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

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"[Cher and Josh kiss] Well...you can guess what happens next. [Cut to a shot of a wedding.] As if! Im only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!"

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