Billy Flynn
"When you came to me, I didnt ask if she was guilty, I didnt ask if she was innocent, I didnt ask if she was a drunk, a dope fiend. No, I asked, did you have five thousand dollars, and you told me yes, but you dont have five thousand dollars so I figure you are a dirty liar and I dont do deals with dirty liars!"

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Amos Hart
"Are human beings made of more than air? With all that bulk youre bound to see em there!... Unless that human bein next to you, is unimpressive, undistingushed, you... know...who."

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Mama
"The folks on top the ladder, are the ones the world adores, so boost me up my ladder kid, and Ill boost you up yours!"

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Mama
"You put in for Mama, shell put out for you."

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Mama
"Lets all stroke together, like the Princeton crew. When youre strokin Mama, Mamas strokin you!"

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Velma Kelly
"My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, backflips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show, were down at the Hotel Cicero. The three of us boozin , having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back...open the door...and theres Veronica and Charlie, doing number seventeen: the Spread Eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock; I completely blacked out, I cant remember a thing. It wasnt until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!"

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Velma Kelly
"Come on babe, why dont we paint the town? And all that jazz, Im gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down, and all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the pianos hot! Its just a noisy hall where theres a nightly brawl and all that jazz."

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Roxie Hart
"My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin them and I love them for lovin me. And we love each other. And thats cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And thats showbiz, kid."

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Roxie Hart
"And thats good, isnt it grand, isnt it great, isnt it swell, isnt it fun, isnt it?"

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Roxie Hart
"You can like the life youre living, you can live the life you like, you can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!"

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