Bridget
"It all began on New Years day, in my 32nd year of being single. Once again I found myself on my own and going to my mothers annual turkey curry buffet. Every year she tries to fix me up with some bushy-haired, middle-aged bore and I feared this year would be no exception."

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Bridget
"My mum, a strange creature from the time when a gherkin was still the height of sophistication."

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Bridget
"And that was it. Right there. That was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and Id finally die, fat and alone, and be found three week later half-eaten by Alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction."

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"Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Equally important, will find sensible boyfriend to go out with and not continue to form romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts. And especially will not fantasise about a particular person who embodies all these things... Unfortunately he just happens to be my boss, editor in chief Daniel Cleaver, and for various slightly unfair reasons relating to this years Christmas party I suspect he does not fantasize about me."

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Bridget
"Shazza, journalist. Likes to say fuck a lot."

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Bridget
"Tom, 80s pop icon who only wrote one hit record then retired because he found that one record was quite enough to get him laid for the whole of the 90s. Total poof, of course."

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"Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. (holds up thong) However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over."

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"(Answering phone) Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum, hi."

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"at times like this, continuing with ones life seems impossible... and eating the entire contents of ones fridge seems inevitable. i have two choices: to give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood and eventualy be eaten by alsatians... or not, and this time i choose not. i will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect! instead, i choose vodka, and chaka khan."

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"Dont be silly, Bridget. Youll never get a boyfriend if you look like youve wandered out of Auschwitz. ~Mother"

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"Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother. ~Mark"

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"Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are- fuck me, absolutely enormous pants. ~Daniel"

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"I cant believe you said what you said you said."

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"Where the f*** is the f***ing tuna?"

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