Anthony
"One morning, over at Elizabeths beach house, she asked me if Id rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life."

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Dignan
"What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didnt think about that, did you. In the end its easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan."

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Dignan
"What a lemon! One minute its running like a top, and the next its broken down on the side of the road. And I cant fix a car like this, because I dont have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I dont know if I could fix a car like this!"

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Dignan
"Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and Ill be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, youre the zero out here in the car."

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Dignan
"Well get him. Well get him. Man, dont worry about that, well get him. And when we do, well blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bobs fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, youre gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause Im furious at Bob."

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Dignan
"Pointless act! You dont give a 500 dollar tip to the housekeeper! Thats inappropriate! Thats inexcusable! That, I dont forgive! What were you thinking? What were you thinking?"

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Dignan
"On the run from Johnny Law... aint no trip to Cleveland."

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Dignan
"You, my dear friend, are a damn fool."

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Dignan
"Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!"

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Dignan
"Theyll never catch me... because Im fucking innocent."

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Dignan
"Isnt it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now Im in jail?"

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Dignan
"How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?"

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Dignan
"Ca-caw! Ca-caw!"

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Dignan
"Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bobs gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin!"

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Future Man
"You look like a little banana"

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