Meurice
"[to Ray] Look. Personally I dont give a shit. I know Martys a hard-on but you gotta do something. I dont know; give the money back, say youre sorry, or get the fuck out of here, or something...Its very humiliating, preaching about this shit...Im not laughing at this, Ray Bob, so you know its no fucking joke."

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Meurice
"Even the fucking dogs gone crazy."

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Meurice
"[to Abby] Something pretty fucking weird is going on. Put your coat on and Ill drop you at home. But dont talk to either of em until I do. And dont worry. Believe me. These things always have a logical explanation. Usually."

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"Teenager: [to Marty] Hey mister, howd you break your pussyfinger?"

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"Strip joint DJ: And remember, gentlemen, were always here, two to two, A.M. to P.M., three hundred and sixty-four days and Christmas, God willing and the creek dont rise."

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"Ray: [to Abby] You left your weapon behind."

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Julian Marty
"Lover-boy oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there."

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Julian Marty
"Lets do it outside, in nature."

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Loren Visser
"The world is full of complainers. But the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee. I dont care if youre the Pope of Rome, President of the United States, or even Man of the Year--something can always go wrong. And go ahead, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help--watch him fly. Now in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else-- thats the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas...And down here... youre on your own."

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Loren Visser
"[to Marty] Stick your finger up the wrong persons ass?"

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Loren Visser
"You know a friend of mine broke his hand a while back. Put in a cast. Very next day he takes a fall, protects his bad hand, falls on his good one, breaks that too. So now hes got two busted flippers and I say to him Creighton, I hope your wife loves you. Cause for the next five weeks you cannot wipe your own goddamn ass. Thats the test, aint it? Test of true love."

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Loren Visser
"[to himself, about Marty] Sweet Jesus, you are disgusting."

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Loren Visser
"[to Marty] Who looks stupid now?"

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