Willie
"I said, Next, goddamn it! This is not the DMV!"

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Willie
"Im not your fucking Da-Da."

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Willie
"Willie: Its Christmas and the kids gettin his fuckin present."

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Willie
"OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!"

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Willie
"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now Im out on my ass."

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