Doctor Evil
"Im sorry, you want ice cream?"

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Doctor Evil
"[after seeing Number 3s mole] A-buh."

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Doctor Evil
"Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. Its long and hard and full of seamen."

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Doctor Evil
"Yeah Goldmember, I dont speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy."

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Doctor Evil
"Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen back there, not you person arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like youre doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]"

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Doctor Evil
"Lower the globe! [The globe crashes onto his head] OWWWW! Congratulations numbnuts! Youve succeded in turning me into a freakin jack-in-the-box! [Globe is taken off his head] Release the meteor! [The meteor hits his crotch] OWWWW! No way! GODDAMNIT!! OWWWW! Guys! Way to go a-hole! Let me try and find my balls for gods sake... 1, 2 and 3, okay, Im okay."

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Doctor Evil
"One billion, million, gajillion, fafillion... shababalu... million...yen."

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Doctor Evil
"[After seeing Scott balding] Woah!"

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Doctor Evil
"[After finding Mini-Me as an Austin Mini] Mini-Me?"

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Foxxy Cleopatra
"Im Foxxy Cleopatra, and Im a whole lot of woman!"

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Foxxy Cleopatra
"[When hitting someone] Shazam!"

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Goldmember
"I yuv goooold! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!"

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Goldmember
"Hey, everybody! Im from Holland! Isnt that vierd?"

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Goldmember
"[After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare."

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Goldmember
"Look everyvone! My vinky vas a key!"

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