Doctor Evil
"FIRE THE LASER!"

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Doctor Evil
"Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!"

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Doctor Evil
"...Oh, geez, why dont you and the laser get a frickin room, for cripes sake!?"

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Doctor Evil
"We dont gnaw on our kit-ty."

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Doctor Evil
"Ive turned the moon into what I like to call a death star."

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Doctor Evil
"Why make trillions when we can make...billions?"

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Doctor Evil
"Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?"

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Doctor Evil
"[to Scott] Youre quasi-evil. Youre semi-evil. Youre the margarine of evil. Youre the Diet Coke of evil—Just one calorie, not evil enough."

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Doctor Evil
"Mini-Me, you complete me."

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Doctor Evil
"OW!! You shot me you a-hole!"

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Doctor Evil
"(Spinning out of control on his chair) Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now."

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Austin Powers
"The 70s and the 80s? Ive looked into it. Theres a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. Thats about it."

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Austin Powers
"You stole my mojo!"

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Austin Powers
"I cant believe that Vanessa, my one true love, the one who taught me the joys of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means Im single again!"

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Austin Powers
"Mission Control, the swinger has landed."

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