Doctor Evil
"Thats Doctor Evil. I didnt spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mister, thank you very much."

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Doctor Evil
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots?"

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Doctor Evil
"One more peep out of you and youre grounded Mister and I am not joking. Lets begin"

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Doctor Evil
"Throw me a frickin bone here!"

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Doctor Evil
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring wed make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... its breathtaking- I suggest you try it."

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Doctor Evil
"Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself."

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Doctor Evil
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!"

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Doctor Evil
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins."

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Doctor Evil
"I like to see girls of that... caliber. [pause] By caliber, of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... its a homonym... Forget it."

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Doctor Evil
"Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two."

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Doctor Evil
"Open the frickin door!"

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Doctor Evil
"Theres nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster."

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Doctor Evil
"I demand the sum of ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS."

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Doctor Evil
"I liquidated the group, you little shit. They were insolent."

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Doctor Evil
"Scotties on fire..."

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