Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
"[about his saw] Nice, isnt it? The catalogue says that this little beauty can saw through a femur in twenty-eight seconds. Im betting I can cut that time in half!"

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Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
"[after Milo asks about Mole] Trust me on this, you dont wanna know. Audrey, dont tell him. You shouldnta told me, but you did, and now Im tellin you, you dont wanna know."

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Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
"I got a sheepskin from Howard U and a bearskin from Old Iron Cloud."

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Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
"Moliere, what have I told you about playing nice with other kids?! Get back! Ive got soap, and Im not afraid to use it. Back, foul creature, to the pit from which you came!"

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Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
"I hate fishing. I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell and I hate all them little bones."

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Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke
"I love it when I win."

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Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke
"[to Milo] Well, I gotta hand it to you. Youre a bigger pain in the neck than I would have ever thought possible! I consider myself an even-tempered man; it takes a rotten lot to get under my skin. But congratulations - you just won the solid gold kewpie doll!"

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Wilhemina Bertha Packard
"[over the PA system] Attention. Tonights supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow. [pause] Who wrote this?"

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Wilhemina Bertha Packard
"To whoever took the L from the Motor Pool sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused."

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Wilhemina Bertha Packard
"Were all gonna die."

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Jebidiah Allardyce Cookie Farnsworth
"[Serves everyone the same, nondescript slop] For the appetizer, Caesar salad, escargot, and your Oriental spring rolls."

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Jebidiah Allardyce Cookie Farnsworth
"I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard."

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Jebidiah Allardyce Cookie Farnsworth
"Dang lightning-bugs done bit me on my sit-upon. Somebodys gonna have to suck out this poison. Dont everybody jump up at once."

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Jebidiah Allardyce Cookie Farnsworth
"They can smell fear just by lookin at ya. So keep quiet."

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Helga Katrina Sinclair
"I came down the chimney, ho ho ho."

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