"Schoolboy: I used to be a heroin addict. Now Im a methadone addict."

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"Schoolgirl: Im into leather."

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"Mrs. Singer: You always only saw the worst in people. You never could get along with anyone in school. You were always out of step with the world. Even when you got famous, you still mistrusted the world."

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"Lacey Party Guest: This is Davis ... I forgot my mantra."

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"Partygoer #1: Right now, its only a notion. But I think I can get money to make it into a concept. And later turn it into an idea."

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"Partygoer #2: Not only is he a good agent, but he really gives good meeting."

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Annie Hall
"La-di-da, la-di-da, la la."

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Annie Hall
"Youre the reason that I got out of my room and that I was able to sing and, and, and you know get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap."

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Alvy Singer
"Theres an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of em says, Boy, the food at this place is really terrible. The other one says, Yeah, I know, and such small portions. Well, thats essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and its all over much too quickly."

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Alvy Singer
"The other important joke for me is one thats usually attributed to Groucho Marx but I think it appears originally in Freuds Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious - and it goes like this. Im paraphrasing. I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. Thats the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women."

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Alvy Singer
"I hope to become the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to, say, the distinguished gray, unless Im neither of those two. Unless Im one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism."

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Alvy Singer
"Annie and I broke up. And I still cant get my mind around that. You know, I keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind, and examining my life and trying to figure out where did the screwup come, you know. A year ago, we were in love, you know."

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Alvy Singer
"They did not take me in the Army. I was, um, interestingly enough, I was, I was 4-P. Yes. In the, in the event of war, Im a hostage."

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Alvy Singer
"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, Did you eat yet or what? And Tom Christie said, No, JEW? Not Did you?...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

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Alvy Singer
"I dont want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light."

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