Dr. Hirsch
"[to David] Youve suffered some rather severe cuts and bruises, lost a bit of blood, but nothing too serious; black and blue for a while. Youll have some dueling scars to boast of. That lunatic must have been a very fierce fellow. They say a mad man has the strength of ten."

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Dr. Hirsch
"[to Alex] Oh dear girl, your extracurricular activities are of no consequence to me. I dont give a damn who you sleep with. Im concerned about David."

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"Man: Beware the moon, lads!"

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"Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons."

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David Kessler
"[to Dr. Hirsch] Doctor, my memory is fine! Its my sanity Im beginning to worry about."

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David Kessler
"[to himself, as he realizes he is locked out of Alexs flat] An American werewolf was found frozen to death today in the heart of London, England."

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David Kessler
"Im sorry I called you a meat loaf, Jack."

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David Kessler
"[Trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square] Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeares French! Shit! Fuck! Piss!"

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David Kessler
"[calling home] Hello? Rachel? Just say yes, youll accept the charges. Just say yes, Rachel. Is Mom or Dad home? Where are they? Wheres Max? Youre all alone? Mom and Dad would never leave me alone when I was ten. No, not ten and a half, either. Im still in London. Im all better. Look, would you tell Mom and Dad that I love them? I dont care, Rachel, just do it for me. Okay? Good. And, Rachel, dont fight with Max. Well, try. Look, kid, please dont forget to tell Mom and Dad I love them. I love Max and you, too. Well, I do. No, Im not being weird, you little creep. You promise? Okay. Be a good girl. I love you. Bye."

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David Kessler
"[referring to the occult sign on the tavern wall] Remember the Alamo."

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