Buddy King
"In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times."

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Jane Burnham
"I need a father whos a role model, not some horny geek-boy whos gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school."

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Jane Burnham
"I know you think my dads harmless, but youre wrong."

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Lester Burnham
"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I dont know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already."

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Lester Burnham
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower — this will be the high point of my day. Its all downhill from here."

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Lester Burnham
"Thats my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? Thats not an accident."

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Lester Burnham
"Janies a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her thats all going to pass, but I dont want to lie to her."

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Lester Burnham
"Both my wife and daughter think Im this gigantic loser and theyre right, I have lost something. Im not exactly sure what it is but I know I didnt always feel this... sedated. But you know what? Its never too late to get it back."

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Lester Burnham
"Youre one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak."

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Lester Burnham
"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car Ive always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

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Lester Burnham
"This isnt life, its just stuff. And its become more important to you than living. Well, honey, thats just nuts."

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Lester Burnham
"Im just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."

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Lester Burnham
"I want to look good naked!"

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Lester Burnham
"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

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Lester Burnham
"I didnt lose my job. Its not like Whoops! Where did my job go? I quit."

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