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"[catchphrase] All righty, then."

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"Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?"

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"[repeated line] Kooky."

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"(to a helicopter pilot) You know... you can poke somebodys eye out with that thing!"

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"[inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel."

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"Do I have something in my teeth?"

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"Do you have a dollar?"

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"Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much."

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"Theres... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] Im sorry, what were you saying?"

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"I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!"

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"The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."

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"Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!"

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"Ill have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!"

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"It is the mucus that binds us."

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"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger."

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